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All Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW
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They ran it into the ground sucked out the fun
Antonio Banderas is the only slightly funny one
Spoken:
And that's just sad
Shrek The Final Chapter is one big disaster
It was more of the same
My kids thought it was lame
Shrek 4 Ever After produces no laughter
And c'mon man that's the voice of Fat Bastard
Spoken:
And the dad from So I Married an Axe Murderer We get it Mike Myers, you know how to
do a Scottish Accent.
I can't wait to see Sex and the City 2
With hilarious jokes about bags and shoes
Lets camp out at the theater and drink cosmo's
I hope there's a montage where they try on clothes
Spoken: With maybe a Madonna song underneath it, like Cherish
It's just like porn when I watch them shoppin'
They're hitting their 50's and still bar hoppin'
Reviews are calling it a pile of poo
Oh wait, Mickey Rourke in this movie too?
Spoken: Oh sorry that's just Kim Catrall
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3. I do not own the materials used in any way.
Lyrics:
Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live
Oh, take, take, take it all but you never give
Should've known you was trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?
Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is
I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my head on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same
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Written by Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small
vocals by Sophie Dupin
www.myspace.com/sophiedupin
Fifty
You walk into the office and pull yourself together
For a meeting with your a-hole boss
He tells you that youre fired, but he calls it retired
He says Sorry but weve gotta cut costs
You start screaming like a fool
You trash your cubicle
And they have to call security
You see a hot girl by the curb
And you try to flirt with her
But she thinks you need help crossing the street
When youre fifty
Sometimes you drink till you pass out on the floor
Now your livers destroyed and youve got hemorrhoids
And you can barely get it up anymore
MIKE
Aww cmon that only happened once! Shut up, Taylor Swift?
TAYLOR
Fifty
TAYLOR
Youre kids think youre lame and they cant hide their shame
When youre with them in public place
And your wife can hardly stand you she always reprimands you
And your son calls you a douchebag to your face
And then youve finally had enough
You say, son you think youre tough?
You think that you can whoop your dad?
Hes says, No Id rather not.
You say, gimme your best shot.
And then he kicks you in the nads
When your 50
MIKE
Hey shut up! Ill sing a verse your stupid song?
Youve got squinty little eyes, and you sound crappy live
Kanye was drunk but he wasnt wrong
And you sucked on the Grammys
[Taylor Swift starts to cry.]
MIKE
Im sorry Taylor Swift. Im just going through a rough time. That was uncalled for. Youre very talented.
[She kicks him in the nuts and runs off with the butterflies and birds]
MIKE
Ahhhh! Somebody get me the hell out of this enchanted forest.
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