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The Legend of Neil


Neil Grimsley (Tony Janning) is a slacker gas-station attendant from Trenton, NJ. His girlfriend (Tara Perry) has left him for his jerk of a brother (Derek Carter), and he has received a notice of eviction from his apartment. Worst of all? He's never been able to beat "that old Nintendo game." One night, Neil gets drunk and pops The Legend of Zelda into his NES. When he finds a fairy's pond, he asphyxiates himself and wakes up in a "spinning forest," completely naked. It soon dawns on him that he has been transported into the game's world, and he is stuck in the role of the hero Link who must rescue Princess Zelda (Angie Hill) from the evil Lord Gannon (Scott Chernoff)! Along his quest, Neil faces, among others, a foul-mouthed, marginally-helpful Old Man (and his twin brother Ooold Man, who has Tourette's) (both Mike Rose); rock-throwing Octoroks; a sex-crazed, emotionally-unstable Fairy (Felicia Day); a trio of gay, German skeletons; a vicious yet sentimental unicorn-dragon; a scamming storekeeper; elf-hating, booze-guzzling Moblins; mostly-invulnerable Dark Nuts; a duo of giant, recently-unfrozen Armos; ruthless, kings-of-the-dance-off Lynels; a barely-closeted, aspiring-comic, Gannon-abused Wizzrobe (Eric Acosta); and of course, power- and fog-loving Gannon himself. And waiting for Neil at the end of it all is Princess Zelda herself.
  • The Legend of Neil - Restart Of The King, Ep 307

    The Legend of Neil - Restart Of The King, Ep 307

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    It all ends now. The epic, super-sized, finale three seasons in the making is finally here. Will Neil finally defeat Gannon, finish his quest, and rescue Princess Zelda? - Release Date: 10/25/2010 - Season 3, Episode 7 - 21:19 - Rated: Mature - Series Fin

  • The Legend of Neil - Death Becomes Neil, Ep 306

    The Legend of Neil - Death Becomes Neil, Ep 306

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    Will Neil be able to defeat his evil doppelganger? Neil must face and overcome his greatest challenge yet... Himself. Well, maybe his second greatest challenge. - Release Date: 10/03/2010 - Season 3, Episode 6 - 10:18 - Rated: Mature

  • Popular The Legend of Neil - Every Hero Needs A Montage, Ep 305

    The Legend of Neil - Every Hero Needs A Montage, Ep 305

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    Old Man is going to do whatever it takes to train Neil, even if he has to do it in a montage. Neil is going to have to level up, and with only a couple minutes to do it, he and Old Man are going to have to do it the old fashioned way: a montage. - Release

  • The Legend of Neil - 40 Acres And A Zol, Ep 304

    The Legend of Neil - 40 Acres And A Zol, Ep 304

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    Neil learns the meaning of "Lyneling". It's worse than you're thinking. Neil teams up with Zelda’s brother Tyrelda to battle the forceful Lynels, but the Lynels have something sinister in store. - Release Date: 09/06/2010 - Season 3,

  • The Legend of Neil - Fairyhood, Ep 303

    The Legend of Neil - Fairyhood, Ep 303

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    Neil learns about fatherhood in the toughest way possible: from a litter of newborn fairies. Neil's multiple, and definitely unprotected, indiscretions with Fairy finally come home to roost. Is Neil ready to deal with being a father? - Release Date:

  • The Legend of Neil - The Gloffice, Ep 302

    The Legend of Neil - The Gloffice, Ep 302

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    A perfect "Legend Of Neil" parody of everyone's favorite awkward office show, "The Office." With Neil back in Hyrule, Ganon and Wizrobe go back to the drawing board to plot his demise in... The Gloffice! It's a 'Legend O

  • The Legend of Neil - Quitters Never Continue, Ep 301

    The Legend of Neil - Quitters Never Continue, Ep 301

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    Continue or Quit? Neil is back, but are Hyrule's constant threats of danger, death and loneliness worse than... New Jersey? - Release Date: 07/25/2010 - Season 3, Episode 1 - 08:21 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil - A Date with Destiny, Ep 207

    The Legend of Neil - A Date with Destiny, Ep 207

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    In the finale of Season 2, of The Legend of Neil; we finally get a glimpse of Gannon's face, and Neil must face his greatest challenge so far, Dark Night, er, Dark Nut. - Release Date: 10/19/2009 - Season 2, Episode 7 - 08:54 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil - The Fairy Strikes Back, Ep 206

    The Legend of Neil - The Fairy Strikes Back, Ep 206

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    Fairy is back as Neil has to shoot his way out of a sticky situation. - Release Date: 10/05/2009 - Season 2, Episode 6 - 05:47 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil - The Secret Moblin, Ep 205

    The Legend of Neil - The Secret Moblin, Ep 205

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    Neil meets a good moblin. Well, good for a moblin. - Release Date: 09/21/2009 - Season 2, Episode 5 - 05:47 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil: Gettin' High In Hyrule, Ep 204

    The Legend of Neil: Gettin' High In Hyrule, Ep 204

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    It's party time as Neil makes some friends and gets sloshed. aka "Where Everybody Knows You're Neil" - Release Date: 09/07/2009 - Season 2, Episode 4 - 07:39 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil: The Musical, Ep 203

    The Legend of Neil: The Musical, Ep 203

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    Neil and the gang break into song in an all singing, some dancing musical. - Release Date: 08/24/2009 - Season 2, Episode 3 - 09:27 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil: Death in Store, Ep 202

    The Legend of Neil: Death in Store, Ep 202

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    Neil goes for broke playing the "money making game". - Release Date: 07/28/2009 - Season 2, Episode 2 - 06:26 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil - A Link To The Past, Ep 201

    The Legend of Neil - A Link To The Past, Ep 201

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    Ah, at last… the legend continues with Season Two. Neil finds himself back inside the game world. Now, can he only get to any other levels? Neil needs a bigger shield. - Release Date: 07/28/2009 - Season 2, Episode 1 - 06:46 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil - Who's the Boss, Ep 106

    The Legend of Neil - Who's the Boss, Ep 106

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    Neil completes level one by assisting the dragon in a suicide? - Release Date: 09/15/2008 - Season 1, Episode 6 - 04:39 - Rated: Mature - Season 1 Finale

  • The Legend of Neil - Map Questing, Ep 105

    The Legend of Neil - Map Questing, Ep 105

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    Neil learns a valuable lesson about maps from Old Man's brother. - Release Date: 09/15/2008 - Season 1, Episode 5 - 04:02 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil - The Skeletons in Link's Closet, Ep 104

    The Legend of Neil - The Skeletons in Link's Closet, Ep 104

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    Neil may have learned how to shoot lasers out of his sword and defeat Octorocks, but will he be able to overcome his dumb face and stupid brain? - Release Date: 09/15/2008 - Season 1, Episode 4 - 04:02 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil - The Fairy's Obsession, Ep 103

    The Legend of Neil - The Fairy's Obsession, Ep 103

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    Just like Zelda the game, Legend of Neil teaches us important lessons about racial tolerance and casual sex with fairies. - Release Date: 09/15/2008 - Season 1, Episode 3 - 04:43 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil - First Blood, Ep 102

    The Legend of Neil - First Blood, Ep 102

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    Neil struggles to adapt to the rules of this strange new world, kind of like Alice in Wonderland, or like Link in Hyrule, - Release Date: 09/15/2008 - Season 1, Episode 2 - 04:43 - Rated: Mature

  • The Legend of Neil - The Beginning, Ep 101

    The Legend of Neil - The Beginning, Ep 101

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    Neil wakes up with a hangover and finds he is inside the Zelda game? - Release Date: 09/15/2008 - Season 1, Episode 1 - 03:55 - Rated: Mature

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